🫧 The Subscription Detox 🫧
The 90-minute self-audit that helps you cancel the tools you don't use, consolidate the ones that overlap,
and walk away knowing exactly where every dollar of your tech spend is going. 💸
(Most people pay for the kit in saved subscriptions before the month is out.)
(Originally $97. Limited-time launch price.)
I see you...
You're brilliant at what you do.
You've built your business from scratch, learned the tech as you went, and somehow ended up subscribed to 17 different platforms, half of which you forgot you were paying for.
Every now and then, a Stripe receipt lands in your inbox and you think:
"Wait... what am I even paying for?"
And you mean to look into it. You really do. But then a client emails, a launch comes up, life happens — and the receipts keep stacking up. Quietly. Monthly. For another year. 😬
Sound familiar? 👀
Maybe you're feeling a little like...
✨ Your tech stack has grown into a bit of a Frankenstein situation
✨ You suspect you're paying for tools you don't fully use (or barely use at all)
✨ You're not even sure what some of these subscriptions DO anymore
✨ You've got the same feature spread across 3 different platforms (oops)
✨ You're tired of feeling like you've "wasted money on the wrong tools"
✨ You're ready to feel like the calm, confident CEO you keep seeing online — not the frazzled "wait, is that automation actually working?" version of yourself
If you're nodding along… we need to talk. ✋
Here's what most creative CEOs don't realise:
You don't have a tech problem.
You have a clarity problem.
You're not bad with tech. You've just never had a clear map of what you're paying for, what each tool is actually doing, and what you should keep, cut, or consolidate.
That's exactly what this detox is for. 🧹
Introducing: The Subscription Detox
A guided, plain-English, no-jargon self-audit that walks you through every tool you're paying for — so you can finally answer the "what am I even paying for?" question once and for all.
In under 90 minutes, you'll:
✅ Find every tool you're paying for (yes, even the ones you forgot about 🫣)
✅ Score how well you're actually using each one
✅ Spot the sneaky overlaps where you're double-paying for the same feature
✅ Decide what to keep, cut, or consolidate — confidently
✅ Calculate exactly how much you'll save (it's usually more than you think)
No watching 47-minute YouTube tutorials. No comparing 5 pricing pages. No reading help docs that make you feel like an idiot.
Just clear, simple, "ohhhh, that makes sense" video lessons + a workbook that does most of the thinking for you.
It's basically a spring clean for your tech stack. ✨
🎬 3 short, snackable videos
(under 25 minutes total — the opposite of every course you've never finished)
Video 1: Start Here
(5 min)
The mindset reset + how to use the kit. We'll dismantle the "I'm bad with tech" lie and get you set up for a proper win.
Video 2: The Audit
(10 min)
Find every tool you're paying for, score how you're using each one, and spot the most common overlaps as you go. This is where the magic happens.
Video 3: The Decisions
(10 min)
The Keep / Cut / Consolidate framework. When to switch platforms (and when to stay put). How to cancel without losing your data.
📋 The Hero Workbook
This isn't a 40-page workbook designed to make you feel productive. It's a clean, simple, fillable template that does the heavy lifting for you:
Tech Stack Inventory pre-loaded with the 30 most common tools
Utilisation scoring system that auto-totals your monthly spend
Keep / Cut / Consolidate action plan with a built-in savings calculator 💰
Cancellation tracker so nothing slips through the cracks
FAQ + Next Steps baked right in
You'll be filling this in as you watch — so by the time the last video ends, your detox is done. ✅
🎁 Plus, you'll also get these juicy bonuses...
👸🏼
Bonus #1:
The "Common Overlap" Cheat Sheet
(Value: $47)
A one-pager showing the 7 most common tool overlaps creative entrepreneurs accidentally pay for. (Spoiler: if you have Tool X, you probably don't need Tool Y.) Print it. Pin it. Save hundreds.
💌
Bonus #2:
"Cancel Without Drama" Email Templates
(Value: $37)
Three plug-and-play swipe templates for cancelling subscriptions cleanly.
Because writing those emails yourself takes 30 awkward minutes you don't have.
🔮
Bonus #3:
The "Hidden Charges" Audit Script
(Value: $27)
A copy-and-send script you can fire off to your bank or Stripe to uncover every recurring charge you're paying for. Sneaky little tool. Shockingly effective. Catches the ghost subscriptions every time.
💰 Let's talk numbers for a sec...
The average creative business owner I audit is paying for 2–4 tools they don't actively use — usually somewhere between $40–$200 a month in waste.
That's $480–$2,400 a year. Just sitting there. Quietly leaving your account every month. 😬
The Subscription Detox is $37.
If you cancel even ONE forgotten subscription, the detox pays for itself in the first 30 days.
(Most people cancel three or four. Just saying. 💁🏼♀️)
Here's what makes the Subscription Detox different:
❌ It's not another course you'll never finish. 3 short videos. One workbook. Done in an afternoon.
❌ It's not generic advice that doesn't apply to you. You're doing the detox on YOUR business. The output is YOUR personalised plan.
❌ It's not platform-specific. This works whether you use ConvertKit, Kajabi, Flodesk, Thrivecart, ActiveCampaign, or some Frankenstein combo of all of them.
✅ It's a clarity tool — not a content dump. You'll spend more time doing than watching. Which is exactly how a proper detox should feel. 🧹
💁🏼♀️ Hi, I'm Zoë!
I'm a tech-obsessed systems strategist who's spent years setting up email funnels, automations, and platforms for creative business owners.
I've seen behind the curtain of HUNDREDS of online businesses — and I can tell you with full confidence: the messiest tech stacks aren't from people who are bad with tech. They're from people who've grown faster than their systems could keep up with.
(That's a good problem. But it's still a problem.)
I built the Subscription Detox because every Strategy Session I run starts the same way: a client opens her laptop, shows me her tools, and somewhere around tool number 6 says "…honestly, I don't even know what I'm paying for anymore."
Once we lay it all out plainly, the path forward gets obvious. So I figured — let's give you that clarity for $37, and you can decide what to do from there. 🙌
Need help?
Don't worry, we got you. Here are some answers for your questions.
Yes! The Subscription Detox is completely platform-agnostic. Whether you're on ConvertKit, Kajabi, Flodesk, MailerLite, ActiveCampaign, Thrivecart, Squarespace, or some glorious combination — the detox framework works for all of it.
Nope, that's literally what this is built for. There's zero jargon, no "webhooks" or "API" talk, and everything is explained like you're chatting with a friend over coffee. ☕
About 90 minutes from start to finish if you do it in one sitting. You can also break it up over a couple of days if you'd rather.
Honestly? Yes — and the format is exactly why. There are only 3 short videos (under 25 minutes total), and the workbook is the hero. You're doing the detox as you watch, not stockpiling content to "get to later." Most people complete it the same day they buy it.
Totally normal. Some decisions need a second pair of eyes — especially if you're considering a big platform switch. That's exactly what my Strategy Sessions are for, and you'll see the option to book one (at a special detox-buyer rate) right after checkout.
Yes, absolutely. After you go through the Subscription Detox, you'll have the option to book a Strategy Session where I'll review your audit and give you a custom action plan. And if you want me to actually implement the changes for you, I offer 1:1 done-for-you tech builds too.
That's exactly what my Strategy Sessions and 1:1 services are for. You'll see both options at checkout — but there's zero pressure. The Subscription Detox stands fully on its own.
Because of the digital nature of the Subscription Detox (and the fact that it pays for itself within the first month for most buyers), all sales are final. If you've got a question before purchasing, email me at [email protected] and I'll happily answer it. 💌
Ready to find out what you're actually paying for?
For just $37, you'll get:
✅ 3 short videos (~25 minutes total)
✅ The hero workbook (Notion + Google Sheet)
✅ The Common Overlap Cheat Sheet
✅ The Cancel Without Drama email templates
✅ The Hidden Charges Audit Script
✅ Lifetime access
✅ Total value: $208 → You pay $37
✨ One last thing...
Most people will read this page, nod along, and tell themselves they'll "sort the tech out after this next launch." 🫠
(Then the launch comes. And another one. And the messy stack rolls on into next year.)
The truth is: you don't sort the tech out after the next launch. You sort it out so the next launch isn't a stressful mess.
The Subscription Detox is the easiest, fastest, most ROI-obvious move you can make this month. And $37 is a very small price to finally answer the "what am I even paying for?" question once and for all.
P.S. The Subscription Detox includes lifetime access, so you can come back to it every time your stack starts feeling bloated again. (Spoiler: it will. Tools change, businesses grow, subscriptions creep. This becomes your annual clean-up tool.) 🧹✨
